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Do remember to leave a tag, if not I shall eat you.
I have sweaty palms, so if you piss me off i shall wipe it on you :P
Okay, enjoy your stay! :D
Er, today was another boring day and I read someone's Roll of Thunder hear my cry. I found the book on the table and decided to read it xP
Some people really piss me off with the way they think that they're part of "us". So with that shitface mindset they think they can boss people around.
Okay im not typing this in the Karen English coz I'm too lazy
I'm talking to Claire now, and i can hear her dad whining
We're facing some problems on the English Project. Hmm apparently Claire has problems on the English Project. SURAYAH THE STINKINGGGG FATTYYYYYY Er, ahem. Talking to Claire noww xD hahah. My English tuition was kind of er, sian. Because i had to present on some ad -__- My mose was blocked like, the WHOLE TIME. I COULDNT BREATHE
Claire is waking her sister up now :O *listens attentively, ear glued to the phone* Wow Claire's scolding her sister. Okay just now while waiting at the bus stop with Jazlyn me Chenlyn and Jazlyn saw a yellow bird and a green bird mating (in a bird cage)
Green Bird : Aww come'on sweetie lemme do it, please? *draws nearer to Yellow Bird* Yellow Bird: Stop it! Please, stop. Its bothering me. Green Bird : Surely you wouldn't wanna reject a great bird like me? *opens beak* Yellow Bird: No... Hey, watch yourself. *backs off, cocks head back* Green Bird : Oh, really? *sly smile* *bites Yellow's beak* Yellow Bird: *muffles words that cant be heard because Green is biting her beak, which is preventing her from talking/chirping* Green Bird : I know you love me, and you know I do, and I know you do. Yellow Bird: mmffppfff *breaks free from Green* Green Bird : *rubs head against Yellow's neck and shoves body closer to Yellow. Yellow Bird: Don't make me... *voice trails off* Green Bird : hmm? Yellow Bird: *breaks free from the clutches of Green and hops away*
The "conversation" between Green and Yellow. Poor yellow. Haha, Yellow old man.
Ladies, please kindly do rmb remember to leave a tag or I'll eat you in school.
Today was the day we had to go to different Chinese classes to attend Chinese Lesson. All of us were split into different classes, based on our results. and the chinese teacher I had was very old and fugly and but she is uber kind la mwahahaha very kind and she looked pretty decent to me, compared to yellow old man my previous chinese male teacher, 黄老师whom me and Chenlyn thinks is a perv when he touch his *ahem ahem*
So anyway, WTF LA SHE MOVED ME TO THE FRONT. IN FRONT OF HER TO SIT COZ SHE THINKS IM TOO SHORT BLCDHSIWKGRJUFSJF I was moved to the front because she thought that my height was inappropriate to be placed at the back, where i can sms So me and Iris were moved to the front. IN FRONT. Valencia signalled to me that she cant see so i told the Chinese teacher that Valencia was too short and doesnt deserve to be placed at the back couldnt see. So she moved Valencia to the front and Iris moved back to Sylvia~!
I have English tuition later D: i need to go soon.
For IH today, we had a new old hag who resembled a fuji apple teacher! She looked kind of old, with her pink shades on and oily hair like yangyang's and was walking around the class and staring at people as thou they were aliens :O Hmm. I think she's the alien. maybe she was a fuji apple in her past life :P Ohkay so anyway i got to go now. Bye.
The fat counsellor said i have to speak proper english in order to score better in english
The fat counsellor said i have to speak proper english in order to score better in english
Ahem. So i shall speak like.... Karen!
Ahem. Ladies, here is my blog entry and i expect you to tag.
I would like to say that I am very disappointed with the fat counsellor.
okay wait maybe not... I have erm, English issues o.o
But i'll still speak proper English xD Uh... Today was very sucky disappointing as we had to sit in the stuffy hall and listen to some stupid retarded shit boring talk.
WOW MY ENGLISH NOT BAD, EH? Mwahaha Yea, this is my first day. And we were also very elated to discover that Jiya has transferred to Class 1E1. I am very happy. Also, we have a new form teacher, she's mdm suraya aiya idk how spell lah I'm not sure of the spelling, but she is damn fat la very plump. We had MEP class today, and Sylvia joined MEP :D The limelight concert for band is next week, and we are having an outing before that. Most probably at Kallang Leisure, but I'm not sure as i haven't asked my mom yet.
My math tuition cher teacher is coming liaos soon. I guess I'll end here. Bye :)
I dreamt that Daud Teo was out teacher and he was conducting History class O.o And then there was this assistant cher (i forgot) was walking around the class. Oh ya and Daud Teo was very kind, not fierce.
So anyway, i was falling asleep and i closed my eyes and couldnt open it no matter how hard i tried. Daud Teo was on the other side of the class, And i wanted to wake up before he comes to my side of the class. But half of me wanted to sleep more and the other half of me wanted to wake up :0 So i slammed my head on the table and managed to open my eyes a little. Suddenly, I see my dad ( err, real life, this time) sitting beside me and trying to wake me up. Then he gave up and went back to sleep. And then I feel asleep and heard my mum saying 'SUE-ANNE WAKE UP PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SHOUT I HAVE SORE THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT.'
Then i finally+really woke up and got ready for math tuition. O.o whats with my imaginative brain xD
School janitor punched after he catches naked teens sprawled on teacher's table
A PRIMARY school janitor was making his rounds when he found that he could not open the door of a classroom.
When he forced the door open, he was greeted by a shocking sight.
In front of him, sprawled on the teacher's desk, were two teenagers - stark naked.
Mr Siew Teng Cheok, 72, ended up being punched in the eye when he tried to stop the boy from escaping.
The janitor at Tao Nan School in Marine Crescent told The New Paper yesterday that he chanced upon the teenage couple during a routine check of the classrooms at about 5.30pmon Monday.
He said they looked no more than 19 years old.
Mr Siew would usually open the door to each classroom and look inside to make sure that no student had been left behind.
When he reached a second-floor classroom in a quieter corner of the block, he found that its door was stuck.
After forcing it open, he realised that a chair had been used to prevent it from opening.
That's when he saw the naked couple.
When they saw him, the youth darted off the table while the girl hid behind it.
Said Mr Siew in Mandarin: "I got a shock when I saw a naked man jump down from the table. He looked like an apeman. I could have had a heart attack.
"I told them, 'This is a school, you can't do such things.' The boy said to me, 'Uncle, don't interfere.'"
The youth told the girl to get dressed and then ran to the classroom door still naked.
Mr Siew wanted to lock the intruders in the room but before he could find the key, the boy had reached the door.
The two of them got into a tussle at the door with Mr Siew trying to close it and the boy preventing him from doing so.
The girl, who had got dressed, slipped out of the room while her friend held on to the door.
"I just stood back and let the girl go," said Mr Siew.
The boy then went back in and got dressed.
Dress quickly
Mr Siew said the teenagers wore plain white T-shirts and black sports shorts.
He saw a logo on the bottom left corner of their shorts but could not make out the English words.
Mr Siew then took out his mobile phone to call the school's operation manager.
"The boy probably thought I was trying to take his photoand he snatched my phone,"he said.
Theyouth then fled from the classroom.
"He ran downstairs but he could not get out as the door (on that side of the building) was locked, so he came back up,"MrSiew said.
"He was carrying a backpack so I held on to it as he ran past me. I told him, 'Give me back my phone.'"
The boy, who was holding Mr Siew's phone in his right hand, threw it on the floor, turned around and punched MrSiew with his left fist.
The punch landed on Mr Siew's left eye.
"I fell after he hit me. My left eye was in pain and when I felt it, I realised it was bleeding.
"I then shouted, 'Someone hit me. Someone hit me.'"
A female teacher who was conducting an enrichment class in a second-floor classroom heard his shoutsand went to his aid.
He was taken to the school office and the police were called.
A police spokesman confirmed the incident.
Said the spokesman: "A man in his early 70s was conveyed to Changi General Hospital with injuries. Police investigations are ongoing."
Mr Siew received outpatient treatment and has been resting at home since Monday.
Aside from his bruised eye, he suffered abrasions on his right elbow and a slight bruise to his right knee when he fell.
When contacted, a spokesman for the school said it was not in a position to disclose any information.
This article was first published in The New Paper.
i dont know why im starting to have weird dreams. Last night i dreamt that there was this flesh eating fly that eats those spiders you can find in your home. And the flies had red eyes (maybe they're spartan) okay so anyway,
they open they're mouth and a long red tongue sticks out and grabs the fly. I stare in horror, and starts running away o.O Then i see many cobwebs. And so me and my dad runs from that place. ( Idk why my dad's in the dream)
~runs runs runs~
Then i see somemore of those flies. (Setting : toilet o.o) I tell my dad that theres more of those flesh-eating flies and those spiders. Then i wake up.
I dreamt that i was attending a Shinee concert. And i was making a huge din. Like i was commenting on almost everything they say/do and irritating people XD While the Shinee members were performing i realized that 1 of the band members, Taemin, was missing :o
Then i told my mum on one of the members was missing when suddenly a yellow citycab taxi pulled in to the stage and Taemin got out, holding a small suitcase in his hand. He then stared at the audience for abt 3 secs, then did a forward role backstage :O Then after that they finished a song a grabbed a mike from a host and started talking in korean to the audience in which i do not understand. I was criticizing like mad and an old lady stared at me. I stared back at her. I wondered : why is an old lady doing at a teenager/young adult concert?
bwahaha. yesterday i went to wild wild wet with chen, jaz and chloe XD
<3 SO fun. Took the Ulah-la 3 times. Then smiled at the camera. The 3rd time we went our pic was nice. We wanted to buy BUT THE THING WAS SO EX! 17BUCKS. okay not worth it DX
And i was the only one wearing swimming costume D:< coz i didnt bring spare clothes. BAh so i was the odd one out D:< GAHH then took this ride at www called the samsung (?)
aiya idk la. But me and Chloe sat first. Bhwahaah coz Chen and Jaz too scared. I made Chloe sit at the seat where you're facing backwards. Then they push you down this loooong and higgggggggghhhhhhhhh steeeeeeeeeep slope. I screamed and laughed like shit la. I think Chloe's weight held the whole float down. XD If not i think i fly lerhh. Bwahaha. Then after that i think we went Shiok River XD i scratched myself on the hard, concrete rough wall. D: Jazlyn got alot injuries. Poor jaz :(
Okay, then me and Chloe persuaded Chen and Jaz to go sit the samsung (?) with us. Bwahaha. I sat with Jaz first. And we had to carry the stupid red heavy float up. Then we no strength to carry and hold it upwards so we drag. and then we took very long and slow to reach the top. And this time since Jaz was on the verge of fainting from fear etc i let her sit at the seat where she's facing the front. So basically i was facing the back -.- Then the guy was like : Shh. Then he asked Jaz : 'Eh wheres your seatbelt?' 'Huh? *looks* *SHOVES THE FLOAT OFF THE STTEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP HIGH SLOPE* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* oh poor Jaz D:
Bwahaha. Then we went to play in the kiddy water playground XD Fun :D Then went to take samsung(?) again haha. This time i sat with Chen. Managed to carry the huge heavy red float without fail this time thanks to Chen's strong arms XD Bwahaha. I sat at the back seat again D:< And this time when the guy asked Chen abt the seatbelt Chen asked 'Why isnt there a seatbelt?' 'because...' 'I know you're going to push me down now' *shoves float down the slope* wahaha. And this time i was looking at Chen. She was closing her eyes and screaming like a shitface XD I couldnt help laughing like shit. :/ okay then after that we did nth much but going around in circles around the River o.o THEN FINALLY WE WENT TO BATHE XD i hate mai sticky hair tainted with Chlorine. So i batheedddd....... and i think i took the longest to bathe XD bWAHAHA. maybe its because my hair is the longest. Okay then after that Chloe had to go D:< SADD. Then we went to eat at Superdog XD and surprisingly after a meal i still felt hungry ._. And then Jaz's parents sent me and Chen to the MRT <3 Then me and Chen took train to Kembangan and Chen's mum sent me home :D <3 YAY. Bwahaha. And i saw nat as downtown east. o.o Wondering why she's there. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My phone no more money! D:
AND I AM VERY SAD COZ MY NAIL POLISH CAME OFF AT WWW. I SUSPECT ITS THE CHLORINE.
i think i ate too much for dinner and im paying the price now
and paying the price for eating too much is not fun AT ALL.
gah. Have been moody these few days. Idont know why. I seem so pissed
(?)
hmmmmmmmmmmm. Tody supposed to go universal studia >:D Then went there, THE TICKTS NO MORE D: so we bought the tix for sunday. After buying, realized i had the math project on sunday D: so tried to postpone it to sat late afternoon/early evening
Gah D: Using my YOUNGER SISTER'S LAPTOP NOW. UNFAIR LA. I HVE A LAPTOP BUT ITS MY FATHER'S OLD OLD LAPTOP AND ITS *IBM*! IBM IS A GOOD OLD BRAND (TO ME) AND LAPTOP KEYS AE SO HARD TO TYPE PFFFFFFFTTTT SO ERM YEAH, FORGIVE ME for my mispelled words. Hmm what else do i hve to say (?) OHYES. i haven't done my holday homework. So im basically procrastinating. The feeling isnt good, thou. my mum went out. Leaving me and my sis at home :o aha, supposed to be doing my kumon now. but i chose to use my sis's laptop to blog facebook etc. Actually i was thinking of using the comp to maple >:D Budden maple might lag and it take long to set up/shut down so i chose not to, just in case my mom comes back earlier than expected.
wow what a loong post XD o.o someone just called. ITS MY SISTER'S FRIEND> i was expecting it to be my call D: sad -stomch hurts- o.o my is just told her friend over the phone : 'i miss you very much leh' me : 'o.o'
wah my sis so young already know how to talk on the phone XD she's only p2 but i k2 already started talking on phone. I HAVE AN EARLY HEADSTART XD
i lvled :D i beat chloe! YAY ME^^ hmmmmmmm its past twelve. Should i go sleep now? o.o and im feeling abit bored from mapling. got some quest needa do. very ma fan.
Justin Bieber is looking for a ''funny, confident'' girlfriend who doesn't wear Ugg boots.
Justin Bieber is looking for a 'confident' girlfriend.
The 16-year-old singer admits he is keen to find a girl to spend some time with, but she has to fit the mould.
He said: 'I like someone who's funny, confident and not afraid to be herself.'
Justin also revealed he is not keen on girls wearing Ugg boots or oversized sunglasses.
He revealed: 'I think Uggs are ugly. And I think big sunglasses are kind of overrated. I like big sunglasses but not those huge, round ones.'
Despite being picky about what a girl wears, he may have little time for a girlfriend, as by the time he turns 17 he hopes to be busy with his career.
He told Seventeen magazine: 'I would like to have a second album out and be touring, and hopefully have my own charity by then.'
The 'Baby' hitmaker was recently revealed as being a big fan of searching for news about himself on the internet.
Sean Kingston - who worked with Justin on the song 'Eenie Meenie' - revealed the teen star enjoyed looking himself up.
He said: 'Justin does that, he loves to Youtube himself and Google himself, I'm not like that.'
MY NEW SHIRT AND THE FUGLY IRON
MY NEW SHIRT. MY NEW SHIRT. MY NEW SHIRT THAT I WORE TO HANNAH'S PARTY. MY NEW SHIRT THAT I WORE TO HANNAH'S PARTY. MY NEW SHIRT THAT WAS NEW MY NEW SHIRT THAT WAS NEW MY NEW SHIRT THAT COSTS 10BUCKS MY NEW SHIRT THAT COSTS 10BUCKS
IS BURNT! -CRIES-
I was ironing my clothes just now, and the iron strangly felt sticky. I didnt really think much about it, so i just continued ironing.
Then, the tip of the iron was 'sticky'. When i lifted it up from my NEW SHIRT, i saw a brown, fugly, ugly, blinding burnt stain. I got so pissed i went downstairs and complained to my mum about the brown fugly ugly blinding burnt stain. She told me the iron was too hot and some crap and i went back upstairs and switched of the iron and reminced about my now old looking shirt.
i dont mean to offend you with this blog entry post, but I think like, you dont have to go to such great extend to say this to me. I know you dont really care and i know you were pissed and irritated at that time, well ,so was I. And the sarcasm in that message was actually uncalled for. Okay i was actually quite hurt with ur message and when i think of it i feel like, tearing. You might not care at the other end, you might say : wth la sue-anne! I will not mention names here. You told me before that there were some people whom you thought was ignoring you. I mean like, must everyone not ignore you and feel your presence? Get a grip on yourself.
2 nights ago i was watching playhouse disney with my sis, and it was only then i realized how much those programmes really waste your time. For example Thomas the train, as in, seriously, i spent like half the time laughing.
And on playhouse disney theres this story time session where this guy tells a story. Then on some part a woman ask the storeholder if got bananas. Then the storyteller says : we dont have bananas, but we have something yellow and curvey. I got the shock of my life, are they trying to corrupt the innocent young minds? :O ~scary~
Claireeeeeee!! where did u get all those maple songs <3 I want them too !
And to all math group members : we havent decided where/when to do the math project.
Valencia please learn the Adoration song And Souvenir De sarasate.
kk tyvm XP
heheh. Now on facebook. And nat doesnt get what kim is doing. OKAY BASICALLY KIM IS HELPING US ORGANISE SOME OUTING AND NAT THINKS KIM IS MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS ==. Now she's whining on how unfair it is. Gah, she doesnt understand my awesome english, is that so? :o
meh D:< today went to suntec for some chinese thing. Sat with Claire. AND YOU KNOW WHAT CDJGSNIFGUIHVNAMERUVJAM. IN FRONT OF US THERES THIS WOMAN (A FUGLY ONE)WHO ACTED AS THOU SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST (OR RATHER FUGLIEST)WOMAN IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD. AND THE THING WAS HER EYEBALSS. ~scary~ they really scared the hell outta me. THEY WERE ALL POPING OUT D: GROSS RIGHT. so Claire tried to snap a pic XD but obviously, *failed* D:
*shivers*
gah. haha Now is June holidays, and i only started on math hw. And i hate whiny brats. They're so annoying =A=
gah. i just mapled. Im supposed to maple with Chloe. Then she nvr on9. So idc XD Then heard the facebook *pop pop* noise (chat) Got so freaking irritated so i went to check, realized it was Chloe spamming me ==. she say ,maple cant open haha. i shall go bac to maple without her now XD.
11.47pm yay, im bac from mapling. xD Went to check some fag's profile. and indeed, wha a shocking discovery.. thanks to hannah's profile friends <3
GAH YESTERDAY THERE WAS STH WRONG WITH BLOGGER now its perfectly normal. and im quite disturbed with the way some ppl(or I'd rather say : wimps) cant get a goddamn grip on themselves.
