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Thursday, 29 July 2010
annoying orange!

OMG YOU ASSES JUST HAVE TO WATCH THISSS XD


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I AM STARTING TO LOVE BIO CLASSES 8D

BIO! = TIMETOHAVEFUN

Ohmy. All those videos seem to have an impact on me xD

Topic for Bio = repreductive system xD

YAY HAHA ARRGGGHHHH STOMACH ACHE D:

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Wednesday, 28 July 2010
yay no more CAs

HAHA OKAY NOW I'M WAITING FOR MAPLE PATCH TO DOWNLOAD.
Yay, all CAs are over! and Siok Theng said I did real bad for MEP. She said I was one of the worse failures O_O

Ah. Shit, I scared I get only a 1 digit number.. Like : 1 ._.

Ohya/ Got Bio test back (: I got 11.5/15! So pro right~ ofc la. I study xD And today I saw someone wrote on the table : Tang Sue Bitch.O_O So I used my sweaty palms power to rub it off yay. And whoever wrote that too, is a screwed bitch.

AND CONGRATZ CHLOE SHE'S THE FUTURE CELLO SL! ;D PROPRO.

Okay I shall go maple now. Bye xD

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Tuesday, 27 July 2010
Hi All

Hey. Its been a while since i started posting yet.. Coz I not in the mood yeahh.

Anw, I LOVE AEROPLANES AND YOM RABBIT AND THE 1E8 IN PLANE COMIC AND FAM AND 1E8 AIRLINES! WHEE. Doing some research on the Bermuda Triangle now. I still trying to locate Florida ._.Oh I found it.

AHHHH. Stomach ache D:

Zzz. This whole week is CA week. I think I fail math AHH. IH and Lit tmr. I think I'll fail. Okay back to the Triangle,

I was wondering if those oldies would have to pass the triangle in order to get to their retirement destination (Florida). And according to the map, the bermuda triangle covers the entire Caribbean islands, Striats of Florida and the Bahamas. COOL. Most of the accidents concentrated along the southern boundary around the Bahamas and the Florida Straits. Wow. Then is Florida beach part of the Bermuda triangle?

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Sunday, 18 July 2010
OMG IM FINALLY FREE FROM THE HANDS OF SCIENCE.

GAHH. Yay I'm finally done revising science with dad. Now I'm wearing shoes in the house HAHA. Because I like this shoe. xD

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Saturday, 17 July 2010
EWWW THAT IS GROSS. POOR THING

http://news.xin.msn.com/en/silverlight-gallery.aspx?cp-documentid=4222893

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AHAHHA TODAY I WENT WITH NICOLE, ABIGAIL AND MINHUI TO TRAIN FOR 2.4 XD

It was fun HAHA. But it was also tiring.. My feet was aching.
Minhui kept singing some song? She sang it so many times I could even catch the tune HAHA. We all met at Minhui's house first, then we take bus to Bedok Reservior(:
Then we jogged for awhile.. and then we met abigail xD THEN WE JOGGED TOGETHER.

and I was the only sec1 there! The rest were all sec3s. 1/8 + 3/8 xD We saw people fishing.., doing the jungle adventure tree climbing thingy O_o and cycling. Then theres this 2 malay guys cycling topless.

Nicole : Wah., guys also have figure arh.

MWAHAH I CANT BELIEVED I RAN FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT HAHA AND I RAN LIKE.. 3KM++?
I know you're proud of me xD

Then Minhui and abby started running. Me and Nicole walked ._. Then minhui and abby ran damn fast D: And after some time they stopped. Minhui started doing some hand actions? XD and then she laughed.

WE COULD HEAR THAT LAUGH FROM AFAR. ~SCARY~

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Friday, 16 July 2010
Uh, i thot P.E was supposed to be done fair and square.

Anyway, who cares, already handed up + cant do anything abt it.
So I shall just let things be.
Valencia is damn annoying. Annoying in the touching, voice, let-me-talk-first sense.
She seems so ~good~ on the outside, inside is all shit? xD
NO SHIT.
Anyway, I just want to state a point here :
life is unfair.

HAHA just now Chen came to my house for sci tuition.. First lesson with 'cher, FIRST IMPRESSION :

She resembled a ....m-mouse. high cheeks, long nose D: I dont wanna continue. Then Chen left early D: leaving me with the mouse.. D:< GAHH chenlyn ditched me haha LOL jkjk. hmmmmmmmmmm . Tmr might be running with string seniors at Bedok reservior, HAHa looking abit forward to it xD But idk if its confirmed.. OKAY I SHALL END HERE MWAHAHA

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Thursday, 15 July 2010
I do not know why but I always have numbness in my feet.

VALENCIA = ANNOYING

Chenlyn's phone got confiscated! And I screwed up my art piece :O

TODAY I DID A GOOD DEED :D
Today I returned a wallet to its rightful owner. I did not give in to temptation :D HAHA. I am so proud of myself. AND I FOUND MY MEP FILE!

Quit calling me an idiot, because you are nothing more than that.

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Wednesday, 14 July 2010
I HAVE A ITCHING LEG AHHH

Why was Valencia so bitchy today? So damn annoying sia. She keep making noises, talking to me, touching me(-'-) and lastly, throwing her unwanted litter to me.

I was reading the book then Amanda Valencia kept telling me say
Amanda : Eh Sue-anne faster read leyy i want read
Valencia: Eh dont read la, later ____ scold then I get into trouble leh. And you know my friend from Cedar started taking drugs etc etc...
Me : OKAY I KNOW YOU TOLD ME THAT BEFORE.
Valencia: Sorry la, I wanted tell you again mah. Nothing wrong what ._.
Me : *tries to get her outta my face*
Amanda : Faster Sue-Anne you read so slow! just briefly scan thru the page can liao. I always scan through the page one, dunnid read everything.
Valencia: *reads newspaper and keeps getting her newspaper onto my table. Her arm was in my face*
Me : D:< oi Valencia can u just stay at your OWN TABLE?!
Sylvia: Eh Sue-Anne after you read can let me?
Me : Okay okay
Amanda: EH FASTER I also want read. *turns to Sylvia* Eh I say first leh!
Me : -thinks- wtf annoying.
Valencia : Must queue up leh! ~First come first serve~ *gestures like a shitface*
Me : *shoves Valencia's gesturing hands into her face* Stop it la
Valencia : What. Its only a book, you all want read it so much for what? >_>
Me : Then you also just now so despo for what.
Valencia : OH YA HAHAAH RIGHT
Me : wtf.

WHATTHEEFFF, SEE WHAT I MEAN? And during Legacy she kept throwing her litter which was rolled into a ball at me. When I looked at her, she simply laughed. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HER. WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A PSYCHIC SO I CAN MAKE HER LESS ANNOYING.

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Monday, 12 July 2010
SWEATY FEEEEEETTTTTT

GAHH. MY FEET IS MAKING THE FLOOR STICKY. SORRY FLOOR ):

I think I lost my Karen accent D:< And Mr Teo is scary... He shouted in my ear!

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Saturday, 10 July 2010
LATER ALICIA, CHLOE, CORLISS AND VALENCIA COMING MY HOUSE.

It's for project. I'm not sure if Chloe's coming. HAHAH I'm doing my math project now.

Okay I do not know what to say

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Man and daughter in a ladies washroom?

This morning i went for math tuition

then i went to the toilet

When i entered a heard a man's voice

I got a shock of my life.

I thot i entered the wrong cubicle

I decided to run out.

On the way out, i saw a sign : Dear Ladies, please dispose of your sanitary pads into the bins available, thank you.

I still wanted to run out.

So when i barged out of the door, everyone turned to stare at me -awkward-

I checked for the "ladies washroom" sign. I realized i was in the correct toilet.

I wanted to walk away, since everyone was staring. BUT THE OTHER HALF OF ME WANTED TO SEE THAT PERV MAN.

So i pretended to walk off, and came back again.

I entered the toilet.

I heard the man's voice again!

And this time he said, : wear your shoes, darling.

O_O

I saw a small, pink, glittery slipper from the bottom of the cubicle.

I THINK HIS DAUGHTER IS WITH HIM

But i do not want to know what went on.

I wanted to wait. They took exceptionally long

MY PEE WAS COMING OUT.

so i went into the empty cubicle (theres only 2 cubicles)

Then I went to piss. Halfway pissing, the dad and daughter came out!

I WANTED TO SEE THEM. BUT TOO LATE!

They went out already.

Okay so after peeing, I decided to check that cubicle for any signs of rape/molest/dont-wanna-know.

All I saw was an un-flushed toilet -.-

W-With a clump of toilet paper in the water.

HAHAH i found it a once-in-a-lifetime thing xD

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Did you know that an office table has 400times more bacteria than a toilet bowl?

OHMY I DIDNT KNOW THAT. HAHHA David Garrett is awesome okay.




I FINALLY FOUND THIS VERSION YAY ^^

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Thursday, 8 July 2010
Hi Im blogging from the school's comp xD

HELLO THERE MY DEARS!! [X <- Hannah ._.

Okay. Bored. We're watching some video on wix. ._. Kinda... boring, i have to say. I can see Valencia watching barbie and the mermaid tale. In fact, everyone in front of me is watching stuff/facebooking etc etc and not listening to the teacher. Now we have to create a website ._. Ohmy the malay cher just called Claris (the fag) Then CLAIRY! Mwahah.
OKAY I GTG NOW. byebyees! <3 <-Hannah

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HAHA IM MAPLING NOW

YAY. I'm doing mc now. HAha I leech mc.
Level 39 now xD Maybe I souldnt tell Chloe I level 39 yet, I should wait until I'm level 44. GIVE HER A HUGE SURPRISE.

I'm starting to regret being NE rep now. There is so much things to do! I have to lead the class for cross-country race day, team up with other class's NE rep to do some uncalled for work.

someone save my ass

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS.

TODAY MY ART TEACHER SHOWED US A VULGAR VIDEO. Here it is at 1.58:


And this: at 2.40 - 2.50

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Tuesday, 6 July 2010
BWAHAHAH I LAUGHED TILL I COULDNT LAUGH ANY FURTHER

Ahem. Hi people.

YESTERDAY'S YOUTH DAY WAS FUN. I DEFENITLEY SPENT IT WELL YAY XD
Hmm. First we went to Kallang Leisure Park and did almost nothing there ._. We wanted to Bowl, but all the lane were full WTF RIGHT. KALLANG SHOULD HAVE MORE LANES we wanted to Karaoke, but it was $13 and it was too expensive and Jazlyn ate up all her money. Next, we wanted to ice skate, but everyone (except me) already had their dresses on so they couldn't ice skate. That was definetely sad ._.

HMM. I SMELL FOOD.

Er, back to yesterday, we stole some of Jazlyn's food (8D) and it was nice. HAHA. The cookies from Donut & Donuts was AWESOME. Well, so is salad. Mwahaha, so after we realized we had no place to go, we decided to sit at the 4th floor life entrance of KLP to pimp/slack/dontwannaknow. Then I went to change. IT WAS SO HARD TO CHANGE YOU KNOW. I HAD TO TURN MY BODY 180 DEGREES JUST TO FIX THE *^^$@&! STRAP (which broke off later in Chen's car D:<) So finally, after like, 10mins, i got outta the cobicle, so see Hannah doing idk what at the sink. She asked me if the yellow soap resembled piss O__O It didnt, coz it was so ~thick and creamy~. Then Hannah made adjustments to the dress etc etc AND PULLED OFF MY AHEM IN PUBLIC. THERE'S CAMERAS! MIND YOU HANNAH D:. Gah. BWAHAHAH I LOVE MY VIOLIN CHAIN xD Then we did all sorts of things at the lift entrance and took loads of pictures using Chen's phone and Hannah's camera. Er, Hannah has most of the pics.

Then we made our way to the esplanade via Circle Line, and in the train theres this 3 fat, hugeass boobs bitches girls, who kept staring, whispering, giggling at me. I was like, wtf, right. And i couldnt stand the fattest one. Her face was like... SWOLLEN UP! She was smiling like a shitface. The girl with the hugeass boobs (with a hot pink bra) was the one who started the gossping. I FELT LIKE GIVING THEM THE FINGER SIA. BUT I DID NOT. SO YOU ALL SHOULD BE PROUD OF ME. THEN THE SMALLEST ONE, (the sister of the swelled faced fag) was listening to the hot pink bra girl's gossip. I wondered how she could hear the bra girl. Did you know how the bra girl whispers?! She whispers with both hands clasped around the mouth, eyes mocking me, boobs jiggling. Okay maybe not, but in my eyes, they were far worse than jiggling. FINALLY, WE REACHED MARINA SQUARE. Ate at LJS and i rang the bell! xD I am so proud of myself.
After we finished eating, I received a call from Marissa. Her voice sounded anxious.




















She told me to hurry up. I told her "ok" Then i told the rest. We got lost in Marina Square. After a long time, we finally reached Esplanade. Got the tix from Marissa, and we went into the concert hall. I saw Yap's wife, and i find her kinda old and fugly. Her hair was greasy and oily and straight. It hung down from her partings. I wondered what was so good about her that made yap get attracted to her 8D. Then finally the show started. HALFWAY THROUGH YANG, GAY PARTNER, GIRLFRIEND(S), CAME IN.

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Sunday, 4 July 2010
LIMELIGHT TMR HAHAH.

Haha just now went for dinner saw this sign at a push-cart shop : SELLING G-STRINGS 3 FOR $15! and they sold all sorts of lingerieee

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My Class Tee.

YOU KNOW WHAT.THIS MORNING I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE MY DAD CLAD IN MY CLASS TEE.

"THATS MY CLASS TEE WHY'RE YOU WEARING IT"
"I found it in my cupboard. *sits down on chair*"
"BUT ITS MINE!*spoilt kid accent*"
"Its very cooling *looks down proudly at shirt*"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh take it off D:<"
"*sulks* Let me wear it."
"-cant be bothered to argue-"

Meh. The 1/8 shirt had a hugeass red heart at the bottom corner of the shirt. And I dont think he minded :O

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Friday, 2 July 2010
You raise me up~~

There goes the first week of term 3. Haha. Yesterday was Carnival day. AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF NADIA AND TONG WE COLLECTED SO LITTLE MONEY. WE DIDNT GAIN PROFIT WTFFFF

Tong said we must do ethnic game/ethnicshit but yesterday none of the classes did ethnic games ! 1/7 even did a haunted house. Hey, that was what we wanted at first. And we only earned like what, 80bucks? Nadia and Tong are to be blamed for this okay. GAH. Enough of ranting. Lets move on to the happier parts of carnival day.

HAHAHA ME CHLOE AND JAZLYN MANAGED TO "KIDNAP" SOME OF OUR SENIORS BWAHAHAHA. They include Bernice, Peiyi, Genevieve and i think theres more but i 4got :O and thanks to HiaoYing's kpop pics, we managed to earn more money. YAY. ^^ Hmm. Then when i asked Tong on why we cant do haunted house etcetc she simply pretended not to hear me/ignored me. D:< Haha, string was fun yesterday, I listened to Bernice's latest news on string etc etc. And after that, i realized that Scary Gloria was somehow gifted. I mean like, usually Concert mistress and Chairman is 2 different people. Like the sec 4s, Emmerlyn was the Concert mistress and Felicia was the Chairman. Now Scary Gloria is both! :O and i suddenly feel that Scary Gloria became more erm, happier + friendlier. er, i shall edit this post later.

Okay I'm going to edit this post now :D
Yea, Scary Gloria became more friendly. Hahah, Like she suddenly talk to me alot. I lent her my Salut d'amour score for 1 string practice. So when string finished she said:
" SUE-ANNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I thot it was Chloe at first. So I wanted to say "WTH DO YOU WANT CHLOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Thank God i didnt :P When i turned around, I realized it was Scary Gloria calling me.
*shocked* Then i regained my composure after 1 second.
"your score"
"O-Oh yea... Thanks *forced smile*"

Gah. There's more of such cases, but I'm just plain lazy'll type. Aww, its raining.
Hmm. I had my chinese tuition just now, and when the class was almost ending a Primary 4 girl came into the class. She's from the next class. So anyway, usually they'll go to the kitchen ( for i dont know what reason) to hang out/gossip/chat/dont want to know. But today, since my tuition-mate said "go kitchen again, eh?" She decided to sit with us (8D) And guess what, I think she regrets sitting with us, not the kitchen. Because my tuition mate (the one who said "go kitchen again, eh?") sort of bullied/teased her. HAHA. He started saying all sorts of things like,
"Eh 老师, 我4年级 eh! *looks at p4 kid*"
teacher: “他们是读中一,不要管他们“
Boy : “hahahahha *laughs like shitface* “
teacher: 你可不要笑他!人家全校第一呢!你 leh?!"
Boy : " *says in a mocking voice* 哇,全校第一啊。 *whispers to friend* first of the worse hahah."
teacher:*glares*
P4 girl:*looks at the boy's friend*
Boy : Wa! EH! the girl like you leh!
The whole class bursts out laughing.
teacher:“不要闹了!”
Boy :"huh why 老师?! 我们只要玩而已吗"
Friend : Eh later she cry sia!
Boy : "aiya wont one la."
teacher: "等一下他真的哭! *smiles at girl*
Everyone turns to look at girl.
Boy : *looks at girl, thou he's retarded*
p4 girl: *evil eye* *glares*
Boy : OMFG. HAHAHAAHHAHA. She pissed lerr!
Everyone laughs (again)
teacher: 她哭了!
Boy : OMG SRSLY!
Friend : ORRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *points* you make girl cry. BULLY!
Everyone laughs.
teacher: 来,你不要看他们.传你的移子看那边,不要管他们 *says to girl*
Boy : Eh! I wasnt even bullying her lo. I was merely just making fun of her. Wa lao, think what, I bully her for what.
Everyone laughs again xD

Mwahaha. Today after Chinese Tuition i went to buy BBT at each-a-cup. I then realized Brenda was queuing in front of me so i nudged/whacked her.
*nudges*
"Huh. Er, Hi."
"*smiles like shitface*"
"*pokes a hole in her BBT to drink*"
"STARES"
"what?"
"huh nth *places order*"
" where u going after this?"
"home lo"
"okay... i go first arh"
"kk, bye"
"bye"

LOL. Er, yeah. I think I should go maple now Bwahah. BYe~~~~~

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Thursday, 1 July 2010
TODAY WE HAD CLASS COM TRAINING :O

Hi everyone, today I will share with you about my day in school.

*Karen accent*
Ladies, I expect you to leave a tag at my tagboard. It is on your left. In case you do not know where is right and left, I am telling you to look at the title :tag or i shall eat you. THATS THE TAGBOARD 8D

Today we had Class Commitee training. I enjoyed the first part. THE SECOND PART WAS NOT FUN AT ALL BECAUSE THERES THIS BLACK GUY WHO THOUGHT THAT HE WAS VERY COOL + SMART (JUST LIKE AHMAD) AND I KEPT GLARING AT HIM AND STEPPING ON THE CARDS ETC ETC and when he saw me step on the card he said
"Those who step on the card, restart, arhhhhhhhh!"
"WTF THAT ASS"

I understand that this training is to make us grow into ~better people~, but i just find it a waste of time. I could be home, sleeping and mapling. I could be home, revising my work. I could be home, - ah nevermind. In a nutshell, I could do many things. I think I saw my dad's sister's son. Which is... my cousin? I'm not sure. :X See, i do not know my family tree. Haha.

To me, the lesson i enjoyed most today was...

CHEERLEADING!
Hahah, we had a male instructor, and we spent a good time laughing
Here are some of the phrases we learnt today :
1)touchdown! (touchdown where? >:D)
2)tuckjump
3)High V
4)Low V
Thats all, I think. And he was sure manly! Many things happen when he jumps. Erm, like, some parts of the body tend to betray the force of gravity and sometimes er, moves up with the body. I will not say any obscene stuff here, as Karen rarely does that... I suppose (?)

Hahah, okay, I shall end here (: Do tag.

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