[x] You were born in Singapore

[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians

[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race.

[x] You have none or one sibling.

[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout.

[ ] You miss luncheon meat.

[ ] You hate Motorola branded phones.

[ ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.

[ ] You own more than 2 existing handphones.

[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.



Total so far: 5



[ ] You love to act cute.

[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc.

[x] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.

[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.

[x] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.

[ ] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.

[x] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.

[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.

[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall

[x] You watched The Little Nyonya.



Total so far: 11



[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki

[x] You learn to swim before the age of 10.

[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12.

[ ] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam.

[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.

[x] Sentosa is getting boring to you

[x] You miss root beer

[ ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang

[x] You actually get lame jokes. (and sometimes make them)

[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world



Total so far: 18



[x] you are kiasu.

[ ] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows.

[ ] you play uno and beyblade when u were young.

[x] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing.

[x] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'

[x] you sleep during mother tongue classes

[x] you speak in english during mother tongue classes

[ ] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day

[x]Your class size is 38-45 pupils

[x] your school bag weighs more than 1kg. (Less than my horn. At least.)



Total so far: 25



[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do

[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.

[x] You smuggle food into cinemas.

[x] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc

[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc.

[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum.

[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations. wow.

[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live

[x] You chiong at a sale.

[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.



Total so far: 30



Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage:



(30)x2=60%

o.o cool

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